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Cute and annoying

“If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.”
    ~ Dave Barry

All life forms are both
Cute and annoying
No other requirements
Are there for life
Cute because otherwise
Death comes swiftly
Through stifling competition
Annoying because otherwise
Death comes swiftly
Through relaxing neglect

Then there’s you
Too annoying for cuteness
Too cute for annoyingness
Why stick your views on me
Desirous of lasting relationship
When for you all end quickly
Why blame
You despise to be reminded
Of laziness
A character trait
Or rather just lack of vitality
Has God created all these billions
Of tits penises other pleasant body parts
For Satan’s benefit
Must’ve really liked him
Go on
Disapprove me
How more annoying
Is Satan
Than you

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