Licenseto create karma
The undersigned, herein Issuer, hereby extends
To _________________, herein Licensee,
A troublemaking privilege that herefrom depends
On Licensee’s unchecked willingness to always be
Aware of the effects that shall be caused thereby
And of such causes as by effects may be invoked:
Viz, smile for no reason, and reasons self-supply;
Don’t smile and this license shall be revoked.
The intent of this license is to let some messes
Occur for such purpose as raising fresh thoughts
Or pushing past limits, not for wanton stresses,
Nor for strapping others to hard-headed oughts.
Licensee agrees to tune soul and heartstrings
In sympathy with any pain hereby incurred
Through any and all thoughts, actions, words, or other things:
No karma as set forth herein shall be deferred
On the part of Licensee or his or her representatives;
What’s done is done with a do, not a try.
Thus the description; there shall be no additives.
This license is entire and is granted by: